A Rock and Roll History

All my lines are well rehearsed. All my sins are fully endorsed.

dealbreaker: Your Backwards Sunglasses Your Bowling Shirts Your Fat Stupid Face YOU ARE GUY FIERI Somewhere, some poor girl has let this man put his pulled-pork-filled mouth on her innocent boobs.  He probably said they were “So Money” and and left her with a fist full of coupons for TGIFridays.  To that girl, I’m sorry, and I hope you found a less horrible way to piss off your dad. Haha. This guy is such a tool. I love that commercial where he suggests that, by buying their dates as cheap a meal as possible, several inept guys will get laid. Though he makes no mention of wearing your sunglasses the wrong way or frosting your hair like it was 2001, it is implied that they should do that too to get chicks.

dealbreaker:

Your Backwards Sunglasses

Your Bowling Shirts

Your Fat Stupid Face

YOU ARE GUY FIERI

Somewhere, some poor girl has let this man put his pulled-pork-filled mouth on her innocent boobs.  He probably said they were “So Money” and and left her with a fist full of coupons for TGIFridays.  To that girl, I’m sorry, and I hope you found a less horrible way to piss off your dad.

Haha. This guy is such a tool. I love that commercial where he suggests that, by buying their dates as cheap a meal as possible, several inept guys will get laid. Though he makes no mention of wearing your sunglasses the wrong way or frosting your hair like it was 2001, it is implied that they should do that too to get chicks.

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